There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
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It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
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Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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