If i come over, it means nothing
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
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I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
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Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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