How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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