i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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