If that was your dad, he is hot
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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