your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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