Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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