dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
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i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
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my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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