I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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