we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
God I need to hump something, right now.
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