You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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