covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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