I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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