it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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