dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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