You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
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just got booed by the entire restaurant.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
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I need you to use more vowels.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
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I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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