my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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