I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
