better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
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