Fuck appropriateness.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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