They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
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I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
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id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.