I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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