I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
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whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
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Booty calls should never involve the cops.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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