Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
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I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
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I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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