you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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