Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
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the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
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ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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