When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
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yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
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Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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