While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Randomize
