why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
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Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
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In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.