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• (515): View more from Iowa

  i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.

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• (516): View more from New York

  you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...

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  Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.

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