Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
im holly from the hills drunk
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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