Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
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I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
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Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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