I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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