so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
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I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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