Got a toothbrush?
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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