your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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