That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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