I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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