Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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