I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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