quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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