Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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