whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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