gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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