hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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