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  Heybabeimwearingurpanties

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes

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• (305): View more from Florida

  He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?

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  That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!

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• (936): View more from Texas

  To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.

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