I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
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Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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