dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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