hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
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I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
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No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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