I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
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Found your dick twin last night
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
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Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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