..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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