real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
