i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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