id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
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In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
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His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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