Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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